So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes
And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”
And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my f***ing life.”
YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?
MY NAME IS ELSA.
You poor, poor soul
Things that happened today: I started to ship (My) Immortal: the web series Drarry. Like… I like Harry and Draco is even better and I read some Drarry fanfics and I liked a few of them but this… THIS is my Drarry. It has next to nothing to do with harry Potter for me but it’s so much more perfect than normal Drarry. That Harry. That Draco.
Same. And VPM Draco wth VPM Hermione. It’s like I couldn’t give less of a flying fuck about Malfoy in the actual books enough to ship or unship him with anyone but these other two Dracos I swear to gods…
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
35. Bulbasaur Flowerpot (Succulent Monsters)
Love story between a rocket and a raccoon <3
You know who is the child.
Groot’s best friend !
this is quite possibly the best post on tumblr
tHE LAST ONE IS SO ME.
Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.
They aren’t drunk…
honey, nobody wears that outfit sober
Someone make this into a movie!!
I wanna watch a comedy where a straight girl and a gay guy both want some dud to fall in love with them so they both start competing for him and trying to find out if he’s straight or gay and at the end you find out he’s bi and they just look at each other with exhausted expressions on their faces
this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
She says before she makes out with her
Is this from my immortal
it literally is
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell